The Wedding Planner is a disappointing would-be romantic comedy -- neither comic nor particularly romantic. Its biggest problem is a sitcom-style script with too much emphasis on the situation and not enough on the comedy. It fails to create a single believable or sympathetic character.

Synopsis: What happens when you throw in an insecure virgin bride, a reformed playboy groom, two overbearing mothers who can't stand each other, one philandering husband, a high-strung wedding planner, the invasion of unruly village gate- crashes, a thief on the loose, a best man with a flashdrive full of secrets, a sexy EX with vengeance on her mind, two loyal bridesmaids ready to go to war, and a brother seeking his father's approval? A HILARIOUS melting pot of potential disaster. Will it all be too much? Or will true love stand even the most chaotic of wedding celebrations as offered in The Wedding Party? Dearly beloved.

We're here today to celebrate the holy of Paul and Margene. In Corinthians it's written. Love is patient, love is kind.

It does not envy, it does not boast, and it ain't proud. It don't dishonor, yo. And it for itself.

Love doesn't have anger problems, and it the bad stuff. Love is rad, love fails. So yo, what's being said here in the first shout out to the Corinthians, is that love is perfect. And now, Paul and Margene will love for each other.

So please, face one another. Margene, do you take Paul to be your lawfully wedded husband? And Paul, do you take Margene to be your wife? By the in me by the of Oklahoma, and Jesus. I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride. I'm presenting for the time as a couple. Paul Harrison, give it up! You look a shocked.

Well, I don't know if you know this but I just got married. Claw game free download for windows xp. I know, and it was perfect. And tonight, everything's gonna be perfect. How hard did you try to get it off? You don't understand, she's kill you when she out, it's unforgivable! Chill out, all right? At I didn't lose a cake.

It's not lost, it's just not here yet! Man, why has it been so long since we have up?

I don't know, it's probably my fault. No, no, it is Facebook's fault. Because of keeping me informed, it's just posts for my aunt. Yeah, when it's not selling our identities to corporations.

In any case, we up. Well tell me, how's your life, what's on? I mean, a lot, i. I saw so much talent walking down the aisle. We are do some tonight. Okay, so we have to get because you know our language.

Oh yeah, must make the on time. Remember that, Jim? Still Jewish! Skyler has clearly changed a ton.

Yeah, it's like being back in high school. Ow, I can't walk that fast in shoes! Wait, who are they again? College friends.

Oh yeah, new people, I'm good. Oh, I feel like we should get in there. Yeah, just get for a lot of and giggling. That's terrible, that will no one.

All right, let's do this. So much happier. And he's the one telling everyone what to do, and that I'm in hysterics. Some one to slap her, I would, but I'm a man. Oh, that's really.

Bethanie, will you slap her? Okay, now yous are telling me things, what do you want me to do? Do not slap her! What the hell's on? Greta's out because the cake's not here yet.

I over 350 cakes to find this one, that is like 18,000 calories. Also, I have no ring. And I can't use my pockets cause there's in them.